World War III is on the horizon. Let's be honest, we're all a little nervy over the CBA talks, and the league not starting when it said it would, thanks Dad. But we're going to preservere and just talk, talk, talk about Major League Soccer anyway. Bombs from World War II are found in Germany and Russia near soccer stadiums. Don Garber drinks Orange Fanta (official/unofficial drink of the Nazi Party) and Sepp Blatter bathes in buttermilk - so sexual. Closer to home, ruins of Japanese Interment camps are found near Rio Tinto and Avaya Stadiums. Who knew? Probably Kyle Beckerman, that's who.
Signs of the apocolypse. Llamas make a run for it in Phoenix, AZ wearing Xolos scarves. We question whether border patrol needs a higher fence? And whether Luis Gil can run faster than an Ostrich?
Acceptable or Not Acceptable. To party or not to party? Win or lose, the flako guys still booze. We learn Richard "Bon Bon" Terry idolizes Napoleon "Dicktate" Bonaparte. Today we discuss when it's ok for Major League Soccer players to throw a few back. Truth be told we don't really care, just play to win the game.
Richard admits that he'd be fine with Taylor Twellman licking his belly button. Also, we don't doubt that Conor Casey could drink a 30 pack of diarrhea provoking beer and still score goals. There's USL/NASL chatter thrown in there. CBA chatter too. Oh and Todd's annoyed with Jersey Week.