Bring a saddle Cause Uncle Kyle's come home to the Wasatch Mtns. It's week 7 and TFC keep losing, Philly too! GalaxySounders both win, which aren't all that surprising, and DC United draw which feels like a win. It's also talk like William Shakespeare day which seemeth reason to talk like assholes! Enjoy...
Jose is back in town. There's no place like home. We chat dos a cero, pancho villa's army, San Antonio, and USMNT.
Boring. Boring. Boring week 6. Exposed paper towels. Syrian magnets. Muffins. These are a few of Richard’s favorite things. Jose goes missing this week and ends up inside the Alamo Dome. We say nice things about Jose in his absence. Really! That’s what we decided to talk about, how much we miss Jose!
The MLS relegation battle heats up in week 6. The guys run down the power rankings and the current table. Needless to say the guys were left a little surprised when it came to which teams were on the bottom shit mountain. Per the norm we run down the games and give our half-assed predictions. One thing is for certain, we got at least one prediction right! While the announcement by Robert Kraft hasn’t gone public just yet, we figured out why dump trucks continue to muck up the end zone at Gillette Stadium. It’s just a big hole for AA Ron Hernandez to fall into. Insert New England and Columbus Crew nil/nil draw joke here_________.
Boys and girls of all ages! Indian Leg Wrestling champ, Franz Beckenbauer takes on the world in 1978 and conquers all. Der Kaiser rules! During our week four chit chat the guys run down the wins, losses, and nil nil snoozers. Coach Vanney answers questions with more questions. Kaka doesn't misfire but the Philadelphia Union do, maybe they should have signed Fred Adu? The big question though, where are the players planning to eat after the game? Golden Corral, that's where!