Sepp Blatter's days are numbered, or else he just pulled off the most gangsta rope-a-dope ever! Regardless Old Glory Is flying high and mighty, on the back of a bald eagle. FIFA talk and all your MLS round up!
With the Flakoglost gang in goal, Silly Dilly and Magic Johnson square off from the penalty spot. Who scores first?
Lee Nguyen is currently trending on Craig's list. Go under apartment rentals, click on Single White Female reports live from TFC. We talk about that incident at BMO field, the "F%ck her right in the P%ssy" debacle. We get to the Hudson River Derby Darby and recap all of week ten too!
Corn dog sales are up at Rio Tinto stadium. The guys run down MLS week 9 results too!
Club America did what most everyone thought they would do, Win! Jeff Cassar grunts in New England. Columbus bare bottom spank the Union. TFC continue onto Orlando in their own version of antique roadshow. Colorado don't lose but they certainly didn't win. And the Unimas guys continue to show up drunk to their only day of work - the broadcast.