Minnesota United FC. Atlanta. Merritt Paulson. Orlando. All is not well in Colorado. Dempsey. Landon Donovan...stop...please.
Racists and/or Rapists. Donald Trump does not approve of Erik Cubo Torres coming to America! We cover U.S. Open Cup and talk about those dark clouds hovering over the farmers market in Minneapolis. NYCFC score when they want....
Hope Solo beats pieces of sh$t like you for breakfast. Lots to talk about with the U.S. Women and Men's National teams. Rocky Mountain Dump. Giovinco is no mammone! Michael Parkhurst vows to never make another unnatural movement ever again. And Harry Shipp hates bananas.
FIFA briefings. Breaking news: Chuck Blazer's plumber was found passed out from heat exhaustion. Jack Warner has listened to two of three of Marley's little birds. Wonder what the third one will tell him to say? SEC country braces itself for a new soccer stadium in the southern capital of the south.