The guys reunited and it felt really really good! First topic of discussion - masturbating sharks. Yes it's a thing. Decision Day happened. Everyone invited made it to the party! RSL's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail?! Will it be RBNY's year or a Casadia team? We flip rubber nickels to find out!
Congrats Rochester Rhinos! Richard and Jose hold it down as Todd skips town...once again. Jurgen inquires about Nagbe. The Timbers have a cathartic second half against LA. Piatti and Giovinco bag impressive goals. Somehow Bobby Burling is talked about.
Roses are red, white, and green as Mexico outplay an aging Yanks squad. Lots of talking points in this one! Also - DosTres apparently means a group bear hug that is not condoned by the hugged party. U.S. Fans are looking to get their grubby paws on Jurgen! Should he stay or should he go?
The Confederation Cup Playoff looms! We make our predictions and debate the types of urine retardant ponchos for sale. RSL lose the Rocky Mountain Cup to hapless Colorado. Rapids supporters were pretty mic'd up last night! Red Bulls with a statement win! SKC keep Portland in check. DC United's Tinder night turned out to be moist after all! And Kekutah's legs run away from his feet once again! Oh and Sigi Schmid's 23 y/o hot shit is way hotter than Caleb Porters hot shit.
U.S. Open Cup! We couldn't help but add our 2 cents! Congrats Sporting KC you made more children in PA cry last night. Richard and Todd run down all the stuff you haven't heard yet. Jose had the night off. We also cover DC United's Swipe Right/Tinder campaign by adding a few of our own STD public service announcements.