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Oct 27, 2015

The guys reunited and it felt really really good! First topic of discussion - masturbating sharks. Yes it's a thing. Decision Day happened. Everyone invited made it to the party! RSL's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail?! Will it be RBNY's year or a Casadia team? We flip rubber nickels to find out!

Oct 20, 2015

Congrats Rochester Rhinos! Richard and Jose hold it down as Todd skips town...once again. Jurgen inquires about Nagbe. The Timbers have a cathartic second half against LA. Piatti and Giovinco bag impressive goals. Somehow Bobby Burling is talked about. 

Oct 13, 2015

Roses are red, white, and green as Mexico outplay an aging Yanks squad. Lots of talking points in this one! Also - DosTres apparently means a group bear hug that is not condoned by the hugged party. U.S. Fans are looking to get their grubby paws on Jurgen! Should he stay or should he go?

Oct 6, 2015

The Confederation Cup Playoff looms! We make our predictions and debate the types of urine retardant ponchos for sale. RSL lose the Rocky Mountain Cup to hapless Colorado. Rapids supporters were pretty mic'd up last night! Red Bulls with a statement win! SKC keep Portland in check. DC United's Tinder night turned out to be moist after all! And Kekutah's legs run away from his feet once again! Oh and Sigi Schmid's 23  y/o hot shit is way hotter than Caleb Porters hot shit.

Oct 2, 2015

U.S. Open Cup! We couldn't help but add our 2 cents! Congrats Sporting KC you made more children in PA cry last night. Richard and Todd run down all the stuff you haven't heard yet. Jose had the night off. We also cover DC United's Swipe Right/Tinder campaign by adding a few of our own STD public service announcements.

Sep 29, 2015

The Pontiff visits the U.S. but dares not to splish splash the holy water on a DC United kit. Larin for ROY. Giovinco for MVP. Will Bruin nearly eats Jared Watts's face. Fragility in Frisco? SKC or Philly in the U.S. Open Cup? In a perfect world Poku plays defense. Jesse Marsch ejected but still displays good form. And it's allergy season! Eat Zyrtec!

Sep 22, 2015

We can smell the playoffs! And Luis Robles can smell the sweat and sunscreen on old Nat Borchers legs. Le Toux joins the 50/50 club. Todd quizzes Richard and Jose on their civics knowledge. Todd talks about his NYC experience. Seattle win one trophy this year but can they win the big one? El Burrito looked spicy on the pitch. Oh and Ned Grabavoy's hair-do looks like its Lilith Fair inspired. Rock on girl!

Sep 15, 2015

Ok, here's the scoop. Normally Todd writes the show notes but he's in NYC, last seen somewhere in the Chelsea neighborhood watching the model types salivate over the various meats and breads that everyone else is eating. Richard and Jose hold down the fort and talk about soccer stuffs. Don Garber. NYCFC. Tony Cascio apparently!? Probably the current playoff picture. How the Colorado Rapids justify football manager as a tool and that their IQ's are going up because of said use. 

Sep 8, 2015

Another week! The USSF don't exactly say it but hope that the NASL goes away. The Third Rail caterwaul. Drogba Legend lives on in Montreal. Klinsmann talks shop ahead of Brazil. Lee Nguyen even assists the landlord at his apartment by collecting the rent checks. A winning team, yet FC Dallas might be less popular than the toughest cut of beef in Texas. And Jerry Sandusky's hands are wrought with sweat! 

Sep 1, 2015

Rivalry week! Spit. Basketball shoes. Sleepwalking referees. Jim Curtain searches for a blood diamond in the rough. Brek Shea's unborn fetus has a few artistic complaints. Critical Kreis likely does not approve of Frank Lampard's new literary profession. Pablo is a man...he turned 39! NASL needs to find a few million people... All this and more of Richard Terry!

Aug 25, 2015

Hungover and hard up. Monday was a bear folks! The guys are in recovery mode after an intense weekend. To be honest I'm not sure what we even talked about? Chicago Fire. Mix "disappointing" Diskerud. Sebastian Lleget and Giovinco. Bareback Beckerman rides again. Manneh takes FCD for a walk in the park. And why you should never go to Vegas with Todd, ever, we mean ever! Cheers!

Aug 19, 2015

Coach Cassar orders a burrito. Poku or Super Frank? Suspect Sounders no more. The magical little unicorn vacations in Monterrey. Rapids leave their lunch pails at home with plans to brown bag it for the rest of the season. SKC are your Treble winners in 2015? Side note Richard had a great day at work!

Aug 11, 2015

Goodbye Shane! Tan those buns and be sure to apply the sunscreen judiciously. Lunchpail losers lose another one in the second half . Cassar is ejected in a "calculated" RSL loss. Vancouver and LA continue to prove their worth. New York is Red. Gaston Fernandez to NASL in the future? Maybe with pro/rel? 

Aug 4, 2015

39 goals in one day! RSL and Cassar are one more bad call away from going postal. Seattle lose again but at least Evans and Friberg are reunited under the same shower head. Steven Gerrard hates Juan Ramirez's face. And Giovanni D touches down in the city of Angeles. We recap the week that was whilst stumbling across a new word, "Richarded!"

Jul 27, 2015

Only Zlatan discovers Zlatan! Drogba to MLS rumors continue to heat up. Mexico triumphs in the Gold Cup. We talk Jurgen, All Star festivities, and round out the weekend that was with tipping point talk. 39 goals this weekend! That's not bad!

Jul 22, 2015

We start with some good old Homegrown and All Star game discussion. The guys run down their road trip to Seattle for that win! We cover Gold Cup, U.S. Open Cup where Philly won the greatest game in club history and SKC brush Houston aside. Week 20 in review and a FIFA scandal recap.

Jul 15, 2015

Jose and Richard are in recovery mode as the weekend fades away. The guys give their initial thoughts on Garber's All Star picks and we dig in to the week that was! RSL lost too, everyone can golf clap to that!

Jul 10, 2015

Gold Cup. MLS week in review. Cubo Torres. Atlanta United FC. Targeted Allocation Money. Dos Santos y Salsas. Preki. We cover it all! And Todd just realized he's grown little man boobs.

Jul 3, 2015

FREEDOM! Happy Independence Day! We mingle with topics including but not limited to US Open Cup, Rivalry Week, Crossfire academy, and why the NASL needs to set up shop in Chicago.

Jun 26, 2015

Minnesota United FC. Atlanta. Merritt Paulson. Orlando. All is not well in Colorado. Dempsey. Landon Donovan...stop...please.

Jun 19, 2015

Racists and/or Rapists. Donald Trump does not approve of Erik Cubo Torres coming to America! We cover U.S. Open Cup and talk about those dark clouds hovering over the farmers market in Minneapolis. NYCFC score when they want....

Jun 12, 2015

Hope Solo beats pieces of sh$t like you for breakfast. Lots to talk about with the U.S. Women and Men's National teams. Rocky Mountain Dump. Giovinco is no mammone! Michael Parkhurst vows to never make another unnatural movement ever again. And Harry Shipp hates bananas. 

Jun 5, 2015

FIFA briefings. Breaking news: Chuck Blazer's plumber was found passed out from heat exhaustion. Jack Warner has listened to two of three of Marley's little birds. Wonder what the third one will tell him to say? SEC country braces itself for a new soccer stadium in the southern capital of the south.

May 29, 2015

Sepp Blatter's days are numbered, or else he just pulled off the most gangsta rope-a-dope ever! Regardless Old Glory Is flying high and mighty, on the back of a bald eagle. FIFA talk and all your MLS round up!

May 22, 2015

With the Flakoglost gang in goal, Silly Dilly and Magic Johnson square off from the penalty spot. Who scores first? 

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